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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Remy

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I do derive a certain demented pleasure from small penis humiliation phone sex calls. Just take a look at that smile on my face. I always grin ear to ear when I get to destroy a baby dicked pathetic excuse for a man. Seriously, I go all in. It is almost therapeutic for me. I take out all my frustrations and focus them on the phallicly challenged. I want to break them down and make him understand his place in the world. Micro-penis “men” are at the bottom of the food chain, and I am an apex predator. Sitting right at the top. I will eat you up and spit you out just for a laugh.

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I love to get together with some of my sexy girlfriends so they can see just how worthless you are. I will make you show it to each of them so they can go full-on mean-spirited urologist role-play on you. It’s amusing how the small ones can be adorable. I would never touch one or fuck one, but I sure can laugh at it until my belly hurts. But after the initial laughter, I am afraid I am going to have to really come at you so that you can understand exactly how pitiful you are. You aren’t a real man and I will never treat you as such. No, you are a pathetic excuse for a man and I need to understand that. And if I have to be mean to get you to see that then so be it. My meanness often comes as such a surprise to those who must bear my wrath. I look so sweet and my voice is so soft and reassuring, but I say the worst things to you. I know it is confusing, but that is the way it must be with a small penis humiliation phone sex call.

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SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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Listen, I get that every man thinks he’s the shit, but you’re nothing if you’re a no-dick loser. The only thing I have for you is humiliation and making you cry on SPH phone sex. If you’re going to push up on me, you better be packing. I don’t truck with any guy smaller than at least 8 inches! Sorry fuckers, I don’t do average. And I for sure am not the chick who thinks small cocks are cute. I think they’re disgusting and honestly should be locked in a tiny cock cage for life. Or maybe even better, cut it off! It’s not doing you any good anyway. Turn that sad little dick into the clit it really is and go full on man cunt. You might as well. You’re never going to get any pussy with that shriveled-up mushroom.

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And hear me when I say this…unless your ‘grower’ reaches 8 inches or more, it’s still considered a pathetic waste of skin. I’m not sucking, fucking, or even touching anything that is that small. But if you still insist on trying to talk to me, I’d be more than happy to berate the fuck out of you on SPH phone sex. That’s the only time I’ll ever give you any attention, so you might as well take the offer. And if you even think of jerking that disgusting deformed dick, make sure you ask me first so I’m prepared. Just the thought of you tugging on your man clit makes me want to gag…and sadly not because I’m sucking a huge cock. But because that little dick is so gross it makes me want to puke thinking of jizz spurting out of that tiny mushroom head. Better yet, don’t jerk at all. Just wait until I’m done verbally bashing you. Then go cry in your bed and diddle your little dick so I don’t have to hear you doing it. Gross!

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Small Cock Humiliation with Sybil

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The other day my good friend, Tamera, and I really gave it to this guy we know with small cock humiliation. Tamera is ten years younger than I am — she celebrated her 25th birthday only last month — but we’re really close. We’re drawn together partly because we have similar fetishes. She’s got blonde hair and is real slim,  with itty bitty titties, and she wears fishnet stockings even more often than I do and we go to the same beauty salon to get manicures and pedicures. She’s got a husband and he likes the fact that she’s a hot wife, just like I’m a hot wife, who isn’t afraid to get it on with other guys. He’s not a truck driver like mine and is over at his place evenings — sometimes watching Tamera have at it with a handsome guy! She doesn’t stay home full-time but only has a part-time job in a grocery store. Like me, she’s more into having fun that pursuing a “career” or whatever.

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The guy who visited us is a middle-aged man and — would you believe this? — he still wets the bed! Gus has peed in his bed all his life just like a baby. Of course, that kind of suits him since he has a really baby-sized dick. I mean, it’s two inches hard! I am not exaggerating, this guy has a dick like an innie belly button. When he jacks off, it’s the weirdest sight because instead of going up and down on it like a guy with a regular sized dick, Gus rubs that little thing between his thumb and forefinger! After Gus got here, Tamera and I took turns being mean to him because he knows he deserves it. Each of us spanked him and called him names like “bedwetter” and “sissy fool loser” and “tiny pricked loser.” I took some photographs of his reddened ass. I plan to look at them when I’m diddling myself. God, how I LOVE small cock humiliation!
Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Sybil

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Remy

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Small penis humiliation phone sex really brings out the wicked creative side of me. I remember back in the day, I was such a sweet girl. I never had a bad word to say to anyone. But life is funny and as I got older I realized that nice girls finish last and sometimes not at all. Bitches get what they want. So now, small penis humiliation phone sex calls are very natural for me. I remember the first time I saw a really small penis. I was legit stunned. Yet, I wanted to be that nice well mannered girl that i was raised to be, but seriously– fuck that! I was torn, do I laugh hysterically or really tear into this faux guy for wasting my time? So obviously, I ended up doing both, of course. It was hysterical to look at and think how much effort this guy puts into presenting himself to be a real man.

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He clearly, is not, so that is why he has to put up a big front so that people will think he is normal. I mean, fuck normal. He wasn’t even average. And who wants to be average any way? Once that facade is shattered, I can really destroy what remains of that shell of a fake ass man. Honestly, I don’t really think of it as me being mean. It is time someone told these small dicked time wasters, the way the real world works. I am just telling him the truth that he fiercely needs to hear. Women do these men no benefits when they pretend that he can satisfy anyone with a tiny thing like that. Come on, be sensible and take your small penis humiliation phone sex call medicine and call me at 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Remy.

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Darcy

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Hello boys, I have a tongue twister for you today and I want you to try saying it out loud. Ready? Here it comes: Chicks with big tits love big dicks. That’s it, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Now you know that I’m in the mood for small penis humiliation phone sex today. These little cocktail wieners some of you have are simply just pathetic. If you aren’t sure whether your manhood is under-average, I think you’ll need my help to figure it out. It’s important for you to know whether or not you’ll be able to live up to certain expectations in the bedroom.

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It’s understandable that some men and boys are very confused about whether or not they possess a penis worthy of sucking and fucking. Look at all those big, thick, veiny porno penises you’re constantly exposed to on porn sites. It does make you wonder, doesn’t it? I am sure you have so many questions like, “Do women fantasize about my penis size?” or “Is it possible for my penis to give a woman a vaginal orgasm?” I promise we can answer all these questions together. I consider myself to be somewhat of a BIG COCK private investigator. I can tell if a guy is packing some bedroom heat from across the room and it’s not just from scoping out his bulge! Bulges can be faked but real big dick swagger cannot. Call now for Miss Darcy’s Big Dick Inspection Services and small penis humiliation phone sex.

That’s right, we can put an end to your wondering as soon as we’re on the phone. All I need you to do is grab some lubrication, a ruler, or measuring tape and follow my stroking instructions. We will get you as hard as possible and then measure your penis live on the phone together. And let me just tell you that I love giving jerk off instructions for sexy big dicks. Yum yum! Tiny penises are a different story though – If my inspection has found that you possess mediocre manhood or smaller, I will be forced to give you small penis humiliation phone sex instead of stroke encouragement alone. Laughs and SPH are all I have for baby dicks because, let’s face it – you can’t really stroke a shrimp, can you?

Remember, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Call Darcy for size queen games, cock measuring, joi, and small penis humiliation phone sex. *kisses*

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SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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Things have been so rough lately and we all need to relax and have a good laugh. So you can help me out here, come on give me a reason to laugh, and take your dick out. You’re such a SPH phone sex freak you’ve got to be used to girls bashing your deformed pinky dick. It must be really tiny too because there’s like no bulge in your pants at all! It’s all smooth like a Ken doll down there. Do you sit down to pee? I don’t think women are the only ones who bust you on your sad little micro-penis, so I’m sure you hide in a stall when you go to take a piss. Can’t stand at the urinals like the big boys with real cocks do, can you?

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Are those cum stains on your pants? That’s just gross. Look I know your a pathetic small penis humiliation phone sex loser who missed the lottery on big dicks, but that’s no excuse to be so disgusting. Put a diaper on or something. Better yet, come out on the dance floor with me and let EVERYONE see the small penis humiliation phone sex failure you are!! You’ll never step foot in here again, which is fine by me because I’m so sick of you begging me to give you a chance. But I’ll let you buy me one drink if you stand right in the middle of the floor and show everyone your teeny tiny dick. It’ll be fun! We all get to laugh and berate you while you stand there and cry. Hey, you might get lucky after all. Maybe a guy will bend you over the pool table and show you what a real man with a real cock is like!! What a no dick loser!

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy for SPH phone sex

Cuckold Phone Sex with Remy

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You know, I use to be such a sweet housewife. It’s my hubby’s fault that I’ve become such a heartless cuckold phone sex slut. I always try to please him and do special things for him. Like waking him up by sliding his dick in my mouth, or bringing him lunch to work and fucking him in his office. But lately, he never has time for me. And well, I won’t beg anyone to fuck me! Especially my husband! Why should I? Look at these tits, this body, this firm round ass!! I’ve got men begging to lick my body up and down. So, I stopped trying to be a devoted wife. I mean come on, isn’t it the hottest fantasy to watch another man pound your woman’s pussy right in front of you?

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Well one day, hubby came home to a shocking sight. I had a gorgeous 9-inch cock buried in my cunt when he walked in. He was livid! But hey, if he fucked me now and then, he wouldn’t come home to me taking another man’s dick! So see, it’s really his fault that I’ve become such a dirty whore. And now not only does he come home to find me getting mercilessly fucked by one dick or another, but I force him to be my cuckold phone sex bitch and watch me get fucked the way I like it. To tell the truth I think he’s starting to really enjoy being a cuckold phone sex slave. Why else would he get such a boner every time he’s walked in on his wife being such a ruthless whore? And I’ve noticed he doesn’t put up much of a fight anymore when I make him suck my lover’s dick. I’m starting to suspect my husband has had a secret fetish for cuckold phone sex all along and he just never told me. Guess it just worked out for both of us then!
Call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy for cuckold phone sex

SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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What did you think was going to happen when you called me for SPH phone sex?  Did you actually think I would say that disgusting little shriveled up pinky was cute? Grow up, you loser!  No self-respecting woman would ever let you touch them with that twig and berries.  Seriously, do I look like a girl that would ever be with a guy with a deformed dicklet?  The only thing that sad wee micro penis deserves is to be put in a diaper cuz clearly you’re destined to be cursed with a baby dick all of your life.  It’s never gonna get any bigger.  Fuck even when you’re hard it’s a sorry excuse for a cock. 

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I’m actually glad you called me for SPH phone sex.  I haven’t had the joy of making a no dick loser cry yet today!  I bet you live at home with mommy, don’t you?  I can’t imagine ANY girl would get with you once she saw that man clit between your hairy thighs.  I’m sure you’re confidence is nonexistent too.  How can you feel confident when you’re not even a real man?!?  You probably think getting promoted at a low-level job like a late-night convenience store as a step up.  At least you should have some money saved up cuz you don’t have a girl to spend it on.  You can just spend it on me!  You can use all that saved money for sph phone sex with me!  All that money is just sitting there anyway.  And let’s face it, the only attention you’re ever gonna get from a chick is if you pay for it!  So go ahead and pick up your phone and let’s get your started on your small penis humiliation training. 

Make sure you dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Remy.

BBC Phone Sex with Cora

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I’m here to tell all of you wimpy little white dicked losers once again that you are not good enough. In no way, shape, or form do you even come close to meeting my standards. I know that turns you on and that’s why you are about to call me for BBC phone sex. You know you can’t make my pussy happy so you have accepted your fate as a cock sucking fluffer and you’re going to tell me all about how you’d love to get my black lover hard for me so he can fuck me like only a real man can.

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I also want to hear about the first time you sucked a big black cock. Did you seek it out on your own or did your Mistress tell you to get down on your knees and worship it? Were you appalled by it at first? I kind of hope you were. I guess that’s just the Mistress in me talking. I sometimes like it when losers like you are hesitant and put up a little bit of a struggle. That just makes it more sweet when you finally give in and do what you are told to do. That’s the ONLY way you will ever make my pussy wet. And really, it isn’t even you. It’s just the fact that I have so much power over you. It’s very intoxicating to put losers just like you in your place.

Are you ready to call me now for BBC phone sex? I want to hear how much you love BBC and how small your pathetic little cock is. I want to make sure you know you have never and will never be enough for any woman. So call me at 1 888 474 6769 and make sure you ask to talk to Cora.

SPH Phone Sex with Remy

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Wait…is that your dick?!?  Dude, you really must be delusional if you think THAT will satisfy me!  It most certainly will do no such thing! I get so sick of you SPH phone sex losers trying to push up on me with a tiny mushroom cap for a dick.  Even if you were a grower that thing wouldn’t suffice.  I bet your some nice lady once told you that the right girl would love you anyway.  Well fucker, I am not that chick.  The best you’ll get from me is me laughing at your little pinky clitty on SPH phone sex.  I mean I am always looking for another loser to make me laugh.  Looks like you are the candidate today!

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Go ahead, whip that thing out again.  Let me see that pathetic wiggly worm.  I am laughing so hard I’m going to piss myself!  That is the saddest, sorriest excuse of a cock I’ve ever seen!!  OMG, I needed that laugh!  So I guess I should thank you for calling me for SPH phone sex.  I haven’t laughed like that in forever.  It turns out you serve a purpose after all.  Do you like it when I berate you and laugh at your tiny dicklet?  Don’t lie, I know it turns you on.  Your poor sad dick is actually trying to get hard.  I bet if I blew on it, you’d spurt a teeny tiny cum fountain.  OMG, I can’t stop laughing!!  Please please please call me for SPH phone sex every day.  Give me a reason to chuckle.  They do say laughter is the best medicine and that little tiny dick is surely the thing to do it for me…I mean at least for humor.  As far as fucking, you’re worthless!

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy

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