Listen, I get that every man thinks he’s the shit, but you’re nothing if you’re a no-dick loser. The only thing I have for you is humiliation and making you cry on SPH phone sex. If you’re going to push up on me, you better be packing. I don’t truck with any guy smaller than at least 8 inches! Sorry fuckers, I don’t do average. And I for sure am not the chick who thinks small cocks are cute. I think they’re disgusting and honestly should be locked in a tiny cock cage for life. Or maybe even better, cut it off! It’s not doing you any good anyway. Turn that sad little dick into the clit it really is and go full on man cunt. You might as well. You’re never going to get any pussy with that shriveled-up mushroom.
And hear me when I say this…unless your ‘grower’ reaches 8 inches or more, it’s still considered a pathetic waste of skin. I’m not sucking, fucking, or even touching anything that is that small. But if you still insist on trying to talk to me, I’d be more than happy to berate the fuck out of you on SPH phone sex. That’s the only time I’ll ever give you any attention, so you might as well take the offer. And if you even think of jerking that disgusting deformed dick, make sure you ask me first so I’m prepared. Just the thought of you tugging on your man clit makes me want to gag…and sadly not because I’m sucking a huge cock. But because that little dick is so gross it makes me want to puke thinking of jizz spurting out of that tiny mushroom head. Better yet, don’t jerk at all. Just wait until I’m done verbally bashing you. Then go cry in your bed and diddle your little dick so I don’t have to hear you doing it. Gross!
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