Small Cock Humiliation with Zoey

There used to be a song in the 90s about small cock humiliation. Who knew so many men would end up enjoying being called names. I have seen many many cocks. I have been even sent more cock pictures than I have seen in person. I have said many times what the fuck is that thing? Just like the song! I don’t want no short dick man is how the song/ rap goes. I don’t want that either. Do you really think when I spread my legs nice and wide I want something small like yours not I sure do not.

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The humiliation you feel inside when I laugh at your hard cock is sometimes more than you can take. You love it, your little thing gets rock hard at my giggles and jokes. Something inside you is turned on by a grown woman amused at the sight of your little winkie. You can see it in my eyes, you hear it in my voice and relish in it,

Do you have a dickie doo? Do you know when your belly hangs out more than your dickie does? That always gets laughs from me and my friends when we are out at the bar. Maybe you would enjoy me telling them about your tiny little gadget. Just last week I was telling them all about the guy who showed me his cock at a concert I went to a few weeks ago, Like either you were so fat that your body swallowed your cock or it’s so little that I could only see the head of your cock. Kind of like a hiding turtle. LOL, it amused us for the whole night.

Face the fact your cock could not please anyone. You know I know it and I may tell my friends at the bar, the pool hall, or maybe post it all over the place. Maybe I could make some meme of your little twinkie and it will be shared far and wide. I take that back a twinkie would satisfy me more. It even has a burst of cream for me to enjoy too LOL

Ready to be called names and have some cock humiliation from a hot older woman such as myself. Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Zoey

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Size Queen Phone Sex with Remy

Take a good look at me and let me — do I look like a woman who settles for less than she deserves? The answer is a resounding, hell no! And that is why I am a size queen phone sex slut. Sure, I tried some average dick and it didn’t rock my world or anything so I thought that sex was just, well, average. But seriously who wants to have average sex. It wasn’t until I discovered the joy of fat massive cock that I realized what I was missing out on. That was such a game-changer. That prick got to a place inside my pussy that had never been touched before. All those nerve endings were firing for the first time and it made my pussy cum so hard that I almost passed out. And that is when I knew that I could never go back to subpar peen.

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I made it my mission to become a fat cock hunter. I am a cougar on the prowl and I try to find the biggest, most girthy members to suck and ride. I am not looking for a date, he doesn’t have to take me to dinner and a movie. All I want is to get fucked until I am sore and worn out. I will not settle for anything less than 9 inches. Anything above that makes me damn near giddy. See, I told you I was a true size queen phone sex slut. But I don’t bogart the giant prick. I do like to share with my hot and horny girlfriends. Why shouldn’t they get a chance to ride a ginormous throbbing member as well? We trade off our well-hung fuck buddies whenever we want to try someone new. It works out so well for all parties involved. I have turned so many of my friends into size queen phone sex whores just like me.

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy

Humiliation Phone Sex with Remy

Ok, listen up you humiliation phone sex bitches. My superpower is being a mean ass domme bitch who isn’t down for bullshit. If you want to be humiliated by me your ass better be ready — literally and figuratively! If you are disobedient or talk back to me, I will not be pleased and you will know it. When I get going on what gets that useless dick of yours hard I go full-in! If you are into edge and denial, then slut you better be ready for hours of pain and fucking aching blue balls. If one drop of cum leaves those nuts without my say-so, well fuck you forever. I am that cunt you have been looking for in the phone sex world, and if you disobey me one-time I will dump your ass for a more worthy sub.

Humiliation Phone SexNow you want to dress like a sissy slut and have me break you into the world of cock sucking and ass fucking? Well, you better have outfits and dildos on hand. Before I send any sissy bitch out into the world she will be a fucking pro. I can’t have you fucking up my good name. Do you want to be my wimpy little small dick cuckold? I have a cock cage and said dildos ready. My humiliation phone sex cuckolds don’t only clean my house and pay my bills but they are used as fuck toys. I can’t always be home when a stud shows up, so that means my cuckold better have that mouth and ass on the ready. The best part about having you around is using you as my own stress toy. I really could care fucking less if you are in pain! So I say again if you want to play with me honey you better bring your fucking A-game.

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy for humiliation phone sex.

Cuckold Phone Sex with Suzanne

The other night I was hanging out with my friend at a bar, and she was talking about how dissatisfied she is with her husband’s dick. She hadn’t ever talked about it before, so I didn’t believe her until she showed me. OMG. All I could think of was how much fun it would be to get that guy on the phone for a cuckold phone sex call. His dick was easily one of the smallest I’ve seen and trust me when I say that I’ve seen a lot of tiny dicks. I started laughing so hard that I almost fell off the barstool I was sitting on. Just imagine how much fun it would be if YOU were the guy with the small cock and you called me. There would be lots of laughter, lots of humiliation, and no pussy for you. But you probably don’t even want pussy anymore anyway, do you?

cuckold phone sexWhat you are best suited for is cock sucking. And not just any cocks – you need to be on your knees sucking big black cocks to get them ready for me. Never done it? That’s okay. I would teach you everything you need to know about sucking dick. I know you’ve thought about doing it, and I know that it excites the fuck out of you. You’ve jerked that tiny cock thinking about big black cock a lot. Do not even try to freaking deny it, shrimpy. And don’t even try to resist getting on the phone and calling me for cuckold phone sex. It’s a good deal for both of us – I get to laugh at your itty bitty weenie and you get to touch your little tiny cock while I tell you how inferior it is. Just dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Suzanne.

Cuckold Phone Sex with Remy

I need a guy with a big thick cock to help me shame my hubby on cuckold phone sex calls. Do you think you’re the man for the job? Your part is very easy. Just show up with that beautiful dick for me to suck and lick and fuck right in front of my pathetic husband. I’m going to trick him into thinking I am about to fuck him so I can convince him to let me strap him down to the bed naked. Then I’ll open the door and in you walk with your huge throbbing cock and balls ready to help me make him a cuckold phone sex slave. Hubby will be propped up on pillows so he doesn’t miss a single thing you’re doing to me. Throw your best most hardcore fuck at me. I want you to fuck every hole, have me gagging on that dick, and then slam it in my ass and finally my cunt. Fill my holes with rich thick creamy spunk until I’m overflowing!

 

Then I’m going to squat right over his face and let it all drip into his mouth. He might try to fight it but it won’t work. I’ll just pinch his nose closed, then he’ll have to keep his mouth open and be forced to guzzle down all of your cum leaking from my ass and cunt. I can only imagine how hard he’s going to punish fuck me when I finally let him up. But see…I love it when he unleashes all of his rage on me with a good hard vengeful pounding! Maybe you can be the phone sex cuckold and stick around to watch this time. You might enjoy watching him take his anger out on me for making him a cuckold phone sex bitch with you. Who knows, we could end up having a threesome!

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BBC Phone Sex with Remy

Let me tell you a story –the nail-biting tale of how I became the dirty BBC phone sex slut that I turned out to be. In all the time that I have been married, my hubby has never really satisfied me. I know he tried, but he was just not capable. His flesh was weak but his spirit was willing. But I found out early on that the thing that truly makes me squirt is a huge black cock!! I know that most people think that I should feel ashamed for being a cheating BBC phone sex whore, but I don’t. Not even one tiny bit! I love slurping and sucking down a monster black dick. I need to feel it sliding down my throat as I guzzle all that thick gooey cum! And nothing stretches or fills my cunt better than a long thick throbbing black dick ramming me over and over as I whimper and moan.

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When my lover is done using my pussy I beg him to pound my ass until he drains his cock in me again. I legit become a cum dumpster and love every second of it. The only thing that makes all this even hotter, is making hubby jealous by forcing him to be a cuckold and watch me take every inch of one or more delicious enormous black cocks. I know it’s mean, but I really get off on being a heartless BBC phone sex wife. Tell the truth…you’d love to watch me get all my holes pounded and filled by a gang of black dicks. Give me a call and tell me how you want them to use up this slutty BBC phone sex tramp. I truly have no limits or restrictions and I can be the very whore of your dreams.

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Darcy

Hello boys, I have a tongue twister for you today and I want you to try saying it out loud. Ready? Here it comes: Chicks with big tits love big dicks. That’s it, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Now you know that I’m in the mood for small penis humiliation phone sex today. These little cocktail wieners some of you have are simply just pathetic. If you aren’t sure whether your manhood is under-average, I think you’ll need my help to figure it out. It’s important for you to know whether or not you’ll be able to live up to certain expectations in the bedroom.

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It’s understandable that some men and boys are very confused about whether or not they possess a penis worthy of sucking and fucking. Look at all those big, thick, veiny porno penises you’re constantly exposed to on porn sites. It does make you wonder, doesn’t it? I am sure you have so many questions like, “Do women fantasize about my penis size?” or “Is it possible for my penis to give a woman a vaginal orgasm?” I promise we can answer all these questions together. I consider myself to be somewhat of a BIG COCK private investigator. I can tell if a guy is packing some bedroom heat from across the room and it’s not just from scoping out his bulge! Bulges can be faked but real big dick swagger cannot. Call now for Miss Darcy’s Big Dick Inspection Services and small penis humiliation phone sex.

That’s right, we can put an end to your wondering as soon as we’re on the phone. All I need you to do is grab some lubrication, a ruler, or measuring tape and follow my stroking instructions. We will get you as hard as possible and then measure your penis live on the phone together. And let me just tell you that I love giving jerk off instructions for sexy big dicks. Yum yum! Tiny penises are a different story though – If my inspection has found that you possess mediocre manhood or smaller, I will be forced to give you small penis humiliation phone sex instead of stroke encouragement alone. Laughs and SPH are all I have for baby dicks because, let’s face it – you can’t really stroke a shrimp, can you?

Remember, chicks with big tits love BIG dicks! Call Darcy for size queen games, cock measuring, joi, and small penis humiliation phone sex. *kisses*

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SPH Phone Sex with Remy

Things have been so rough lately and we all need to relax and have a good laugh. So you can help me out here, come on give me a reason to laugh, and take your dick out. You’re such a SPH phone sex freak you’ve got to be used to girls bashing your deformed pinky dick. It must be really tiny too because there’s like no bulge in your pants at all! It’s all smooth like a Ken doll down there. Do you sit down to pee? I don’t think women are the only ones who bust you on your sad little micro-penis, so I’m sure you hide in a stall when you go to take a piss. Can’t stand at the urinals like the big boys with real cocks do, can you?

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Are those cum stains on your pants? That’s just gross. Look I know your a pathetic small penis humiliation phone sex loser who missed the lottery on big dicks, but that’s no excuse to be so disgusting. Put a diaper on or something. Better yet, come out on the dance floor with me and let EVERYONE see the small penis humiliation phone sex failure you are!! You’ll never step foot in here again, which is fine by me because I’m so sick of you begging me to give you a chance. But I’ll let you buy me one drink if you stand right in the middle of the floor and show everyone your teeny tiny dick. It’ll be fun! We all get to laugh and berate you while you stand there and cry. Hey, you might get lucky after all. Maybe a guy will bend you over the pool table and show you what a real man with a real cock is like!! What a no dick loser!

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy for SPH phone sex

Cuckold Phone Sex with Zoey

I fully admit that I am an older, dirty almost filthy woman! I have lived the cuckold lifestyle for ten years now with my third husband.  He loves and encourages me to fuck other men and couples while he is away at work also when he’s home. When I told him I was having cuckold phone sex in our bedroom he gave me a tilt of his baseball hat as a sign of his approval. But enough about my marriage let’s talk about you and me. Cuckolding in the urban dictionary says A man who willing encourages his wife or another half to sleep with others because it pleases him. Does it make you rock hard just thinking about me sleeping with someone else?
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Do you want to pick who I sleep with? Your boss makes comments dirty comments after I leave your job? Your best friend who you tell everything to wants to fuck me in my ass. God knows his old hag won’t let him touch her. Or you could seek out some young guy online to come over and please me. I prefer you to sit on the bed next to us and stroke your cock so I can watch while getting fucked.  Watch them cum in me and then you better clean me up. I love to hear the amusement in your voice and watching you stroking it. I love knowing that me getting my wet pussy pounded by someone other than you gets you off and makes you cum.
Or are you a man that prefers to be humiliated, called names, and made to do demeaning things by me and my lover?  I could make you stroke my young lover for me to get him ready for my goddess-like pussy. I could make you take his cock and put it inside of me and then make you sit and watch.  I can be a dirty old lady in control if that’s so your desire. Cuckold phone sex is second nature to me. I truly enjoy being the object of lust and cum.  I enjoy being fucked and being watched. So I do love cuckold roleplay too. I can make any fantasy you have come vividly real.
I think you now know who you need to call for cuckold phone sex and even a few cuckold stories too. Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Zoey
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Cuckold Phone Sex with Remy

I need a guy with a big thick hard cock to help me shame my hubby on cuckold phone sex. Do you think you’re the man for the job? Your part is very easy. Just show up with that beautiful dick for me to suck and lick and fuck right in front of my husband. I’m going to trick him into thinking I am about to fuck him so I can convince him to let me strap him down to the bed naked. Then I’ll open the door and in you walk with your huge throbbing cock and balls. Hubby will be propped up on pillows so he doesn’t miss a single thing you’re doing to me. I want you to fuck every hole, have me gagging on your dick, and then ram it in my ass and finally my cunt.

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Fill my holes with thick creamy spunk until I’m overflowing! Then I’m going to squat right over his face and let it all drip into his mouth. He might try to fight it but I’ll hold his nose closed so he will have to open his mouth to breathe, and then I’ll force him to guzzle down all of your cum leaking from my ass and cunt. I can only imagine how hard he’s going to punish fuck me later for making him my cuckold phone sex bitch when I finally untie him. But see…I love it when he unleashes all of his anger onto me with a good hard vengeful pounding! Judging by the way he slams his dick in me with such force makes me think he actually gets turned on by being my cuckold phone sex slave.

Call me anytime that you want to fuck a cuckold phone sex slut like me! Just dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy.

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