Hey there horny boys! I had this pathetic loser hit on me the other night while I was trying to get some “me” time in at a local bar. So who else would want to know all about it? I just had to write about what happened! I mean, who else wants to know about all these stories and adventures about all the other pathetic losers that exist on this planet? You know I got to thinking for guys that have clits *giggles* (they really are not dicks) that are smaller than a size seven; they really must have some lonely lives! I imagine the only “action” they get is by being humiliated because they have been cursed with something they can’t even use. So they are stuck with a shallow life of small penis humiliation phone sex.
So, I am on the dance floor having a great time and this loser comes up behind me and slaps my ass. When I whirl myself around, I give him a once over…*giggles* Fucking wow! That is all I could think to myself. When I looked down there was really nothing to see. I was like what the fuck? So to get rid of him I walked over to the bar and told the bartender I wanted to buy a drink (and pointed him out) for the bitch on the floor that had just slapped my ass. The bartender called the guy over, letting him know he had a drink. I got up, turn around and walked out the door. What do you know? The fucker followed me out of the damn bar! I am thinking to myself this mother-fucker doesn’t know who he is dealing with. So, I turn around and ask him why he is following me. He says “you are really fucking hot, and I wanted to get laid tonight.” My reply was
simply “is that so I think you are looking for more of a small penis humiliation phone sex night?” and he replies “Huh?”
I turn around, and start walking again, and know the motherfucker is just going to follow me, so I find a nearby hotel. Fuck! I don’t want the loser to know where I really live! I check into the hotel, and like a lost puppy he acts as though he’s with me. *evil laugh.* What the fucker doesn’t realize is that he has picked the wrong woman to try and stake a claim on. *wink* So now I have this loser that thinks he is going to get lucky. I go in the bathroom, acting as though I am interested in what he potentially has to offer. When I walk out of the bathroom, I see this guy laying on the bed, and oh my fucking god! I just about died laughing. He was all “what are you laughing at?” I said, “If you honestly think that you are getting laid with that fucking thing you are trying to call a dick, you have got another thing coming.” I couldn’t believe he actually thought I would be able to want him. *giggles* I wouldn’t have been able to feel that thing. So, instead I made fun of him the rest of the night during small penis humiliation phone sex.
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