small penis humiliation phone sex with crissy

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I would love to tell you that one thing I love is a massive member on a man but that just is not true because what I really cannot get enough of is 9 inches or more to really enjoy the ride!  My name is Crissy and small penis humiliation phone sex is deep (pardon the pun) pleasure of mine because mocking those teeny, tiny, tootsie rolls is a major hobby of mine.  Those pathetic losers should be put in their place, you all know who you are out there and yes I am talking right to you.  I know that probably catches you off guard since you are not used to a gorgeous lady like me talking to you, because normally I wouldn’t, but with small penis humiliation phone sex I make an exception just to let you know how short your fall of…stick *winks.*

What is it that turns you on about being made fun of?  Is it finally getting ANY sort of attention from a woman?  I have always really enjoyed poking fun of the puny pokers themselves (full on pun intended!) and just savor the different answers I get from the little fellas who ask for the small penis humiliation phone sex from me.  Since I enjoy driving the point home of why a huge cock is spectacular and a little pickle is just a dickle a card carrying member of the 4 inch and under club will call me over and over to hear me laugh at his miniscule offering, comparing it to various objects and listing to his stories of trying to get women and what he does if he actually manages to get one!!  Those always leave me laughing right out loud, what a small dick dude tried to do with a real woman!?!  ANY and EVERYTHING having to do with small penis humiliation phone sex I am game for, just pick  up the phone and call me, your horny desperate housewife Crissy: 1-888-474-6769.

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He isn’t fucking me right, he doesn’t do anything around the house, his job isn’t really worth me sticking around, so what is he really good for? This is what has me thinking a lot about cuckold humiliation phone sex. It’s more than just cucking your man, it’s adding in a hefty dose of humiliation by both you and the new man or men you’re fucking.

It’s exasperating when your man is basically useless. It’s ultimatum time! Let me take out my loser boyfriend to the pub and sit down to eat. He doesn’t know I’ve arranged for someone to meet us there. Well, meet me there. We’re sitting at our table and I’m staring blankly out the window, ignoring my not-so-significant other when my eyes light up. In walks a tall sexy stud who glides effortlessly over to me and puts his hand on my leg, kisses my cheek all while completely ignoring my useless boyfriend. He then moves his hand to my knee and whispers something in my ear and walks over to his group of friends.

I look at my cuckold humiliation phone sex loser boyfriend and get up from the table. I instruct him to pay for our dinner and also my new friend’s. “Meet me back at the house in 20 minutes.” I say as I walk out of the pub with 3 new sexy young studs.

I love feeling their hands all over me. Squeezing my titties, while I suck their big hanging cocks. My so-called boyfriend walks in and stands there in mouth agape. One of the studs tells him he’s a little bitch and doesn’t know how to please a woman. I laugh because it’s so true and finally I’m not the only one who knows it.

“Hey, loser, make yourself useful and take off one my new boyfriends pants off so I can catch up on the great dick I’ve been missing.”

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BBC phone sex with evie

BBC phone sex

Don’t I look like just the kind of woman who would love big black cocks? If you said yes, you’re right. I love having my tight white pussy all stretched out by huge black cocks. It just makes me so wet. It wasn’t a shock to me at all that I love BBC phone sex. But that’s a whole other thing, usually. I don’t get a lot of guys with big black cocks calling me. No, usually it’s loser with a tiny dick who wants to hear about how much I love those big chocolate dicks. I am always more than willing and it’s always a blast to make fun of those teeny tiny dicks. It tickles me to hear these losers get more and more excited as I keep humiliating them.

Sometimes I even like to tell those tiny dick losers how I’d make them do more than just watch me get fucked by a big black cock. Sometimes I like to tell them how I’d make them get down on their knees and wrap their white mouth around that giant black cock. Yeah, there will probably be some gagging going on for the first timers, but that’s okay with me. It makes me laugh. After I’ve been fucked and have a black creampie deep inside me, I like to make a loser lick that hot cum straight out of my gaping cunt.

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I am totally a cheating wife phone sex slut. I can’t even tell you how big the thrill I get is when I am getting pounded hard by a big fat cock. Before you get all high and mighty and tell me that I shouldn’t be cheating on my husband, you should know that he had a teeny tiny dick. When I say tiny, I mean it. It might be 4 inches when it’s rock hard. I’ve never measured it. I didn’t need to, really. One look at it and I knew it wasn’t big enough for me.

As luck would have it, my husband travels a lot on business and that leaves me tons of time to bring my lovers over. They even stay the night sometimes in my marital bed. I love being on all fours on my husband’s side of the bed with my legs over my head getting fucked like a dirty slut. Sometimes I even have them come over and fuck me right before my husband is supposed to be getting home. I like having a pussy full of cum and climbing on his face when he comes in. I always tell him how much I missed having his tongue in my pussy. In reality, though, I just get a thrill from knowing that he’s unknowingly licking cum from my pussy.

Of course, my favorite kind of cock to fuck around on my husband with is big black cock. When you’re used to not even being able to feel the cock you’re being fucked with, you want something big and meaty. I will never ever go back to fucking white guys because I just love black cock so much.

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Do you have a tiny cock? I know you do, and it’s probably not even right to call it a cock. It’s sort of an insult to real cocks when you try to put your little piece of meat in the same category. I’m sure that you’ve figured out by now that you’re absolutely useless to a woman sexually (and probably in just about every other way too) and that is how you’ve ended up on this site. But never fear! You’re not totally useless. You can be of good use during a BBC phone sex call!

Are you wondering how that’s going to work? Well, you’re going to be my personal fluffer. When my black lover arrives, you’re going to get down on your knees and wrap your mouth around that giant black cock and suck it until it gets nice and hard. Make sure you do a great job because I want that black dick as hard as possible before it slides into my hot pussy. Oh, and I’ll have a treat for you when he’s done with me. If you’re a really good boy, you can lick his black creampie right out of my pussy!

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BBC phone sex

Tis the season right? Well, even my dreams seem to have gotten into the holiday spirit and have me aching for some BBC Phone Sex…Let me explain a little…So last night, once again I went to bed unsatisfied since my neglectful husband had to work into the late hours. Even though I was upset, I still found myself falling asleep eventually…and here’s where it all started. In my dream, I was walking around the mall, shopping for last minute Christmas gifts for the family, when I noticed the mall Santa sitting in the “Santa’s Workshop” area located in the center of the mall. You see, he was Santa, but there was something different about him than other Mall Santas…..He was a strong looking big BLACK Santa!!! As soon as I laid my eyes on him, I felt an almost forgotten but familiar tingling sense down around my “good girl” and I knew I had to get closer to this mall Santa. So I got in the line, holding my bags tightly as wild thoughts of BBC raced through my head. As I got to the front of the line, the elves announced that Santa had to go tend to his reindeer for a moment and would be back in just a short time. I was oddly disappointed because I couldn’t just stand here all evening as my husband would be home expecting dinner. So, reluctantly, I got out of the line and convinced myself to just finish my shopping and head home.

As I made my way out of the last store on my list, I was looking down at my list to make sure I had gotten everything, distracted by my list, I wasn’t paying attention to where I was walking and ended up walking into someone just outside the door of the store. I immediately went to apologize to the individual and when I looked up, there he was, that big chocolate Santa!! He looked at me a smiled. Then he spoke, “I saw you in Santa’s line waiting to tell me what you wanted for Christmas, why don’t you come back at 9, just before the mall closes so you can sit on Santa’s lap and tell me what you want” then he winked at me.  I smiled back and nodded in agreement. I knew I should be getting home, but I was strangely compelled to wait. At nine, I walked over to Santa’s work shop once again, and there he was, waiting for me, the elves had gone and nobody was in line. I walked up to him and noticed he was rubbing between his legs as he watched my getting closer. I sat down on his lap and felt the biggest member I had ever felt in my life!! Under his spell, I began to grind my ass and hips into his lap….. And this is what got me thinking of BBC phone sex! I felt so naughty but it felt so nice!….

Want to know what happened next? Give me a call, 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Charlie for BBC phone sex and let me tell you!

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Yahoo: GoodTimeCharlieX

size queen phone sex with crissy

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A huge cock is the only way to go for me. I am Crissy, your size queen phone sex kinky bitch!  Other girls might tell you that it is ok to have an average size pickle and that it will work just fine for them.  While some sluts might even say a smaller noodle will even passes for them and they will let you put it that tiny tickler in their honey pot.  However, when you have a true, larger then life, size queen phone sex kinky diva, like me, only a big-rig- rod will light my fire!  Unless you are after a good laugh, because that is what you will get for anything under 10 inches, trying to ride this ride, is me laughing out loud right in your pathetic face!! Size queen phone sex is my absolute favorite because worshiping a massive piece of man meat is delicious treat that I can really sink my teeth into to get all the juicy details.  This dirty diva wants to know if you are thick, veiny, smooth, how long those are the things that make me hot and get my slit wet.

Telling a perfect dick just how scrumptious he is, is only half the fun with size queen phone sex, the other half is putting the puny peckers in their place too and that is just as much fun.  Those of you who need to be reminded exactly lowly you are compared to those with the magic wand *wink, wink.*  You know you love the contrast of the cock you will never live up to, stand up to (pardon the pun, laughing hard).  What is  it about the thick stick that you need and ach to know about so much?  Is that he goes deeper then you ever have and ever will or that women, sluts all over, and size queen phone sex kinky bitches like me just can’t get enough of those hot rods?  I know the answer, I will share it with you, all you have to do is pick up the phone and call me, Crissy for all the answers and the best, hottest, dirty, degrading size queen phone sex you can stand: 1-888-474-6769.

AIM and Yahoo : cumwithcrissy

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Do you have a teeny tiny weenie? If you answered yes to that question, then you sure as hell aren’t good enough for me. But you ARE the perfect “man” for size queen phone sex. See, it isn’t just guys calling me telling me how big their cocks are when they call for size queen fantasies. A lot of the time, I get losers telling me how they aren’t ever going to be good enough for a size queen like me.

Some guys just want me to make fun of them when they are on a size queen phone sex call with me and that’s certainly a lot of fun for me. I have all kinds of fun things to call your pathetic excuse for a dick. But what I really love is when a guy calls me and tells me how he’d like to see a big black cock fuck my perfect pussy. I love it when they have already figured out that that is their place in life from now on. They know their cocks wouldn’t even “make a dent” in my pussy, so to speak. All those guys (and probably you since you’re reading this) know that they will forever be a woman’s bitch. And sometimes, even her lovers bitch if she decides that’s what she wants. Better start practicing cock sucking on a dildo, losers!

If you’re ready to admit that you deserve size queen phone sex humiliation, grab the phone and call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Evie!

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BBC phone sexDon’t call me for BBC phone sex if are are not ready for all that it entails. Mimi and a big black cock paired together is like a newlywed couple in love who can’t stay away from each other. You can say that I am married to big black cock and married to my small cock husband at the same time. You are aloud to take a good guess to figure out which one I love the most. Of course you guessed right, BBC is superior to my husband and anything else in my life.

Do you want me to tell you how much I love a dick that is at least 9 inches and dark skin? I bet you would love to hear me suck on a cock while you sit there and jerk your tiny clit that doesn’t even deserve to be called a dick. That is why your wife is always at work late or stops by her friends house. She cheats on you all of the time and you won’t do anything about it because you probably feel sorry for her. You know that she doesn’t feel that small dick of yours when you try to put it inside of her laugh out loud. You feel like a worthless piece of shit don’t you?  Women want to get fucked because it feels good not just to please her loser pathetic small cock spouse. The only difference between me and your wife is the fact that she probably won’t let you watch her get fucked or suck a cock bigger than yours. Fuck that, I will make you watch and jerk to show you how fucking is supposed to be done.

Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Mimi. You better be ready for this BBC phone sex lover.

Yahoo: Mimi_Squirts
AIM: MimiSquirts4xxx

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I hate to break it to some of you guys out there, but when a girl says size doesn’t matter she is trying to be nice  What she is really saying in her own way is that you have a tiny dick.  This poor girl knows she won’t be able to get off and will be in a bad mood after you are done fucking her. Lucky for you I am not that girl. No, I am a size queen phone sex slut.  I don’t fuck round the bush, bitch! I need a COCK not a wee pencil size tiny penis! Girls can use their fucking fingers if they want to get fucked by something small. I want to know you are inside me! I want to feel the walls of my pussy being stretched. I want to feel that big cock up in my guts. Some guys joke saying “after sex I tell her to make me a sandwich” Listen up, if she can walk after sex you don’t deserve a fucking sandwich! That is how real women come back at that joke! When a guy is packing, chicks swoon. We tell our friends. We ladies are willing to do pretty damn much anything he wants us to do. When guys are small girls talk — to everyone! We do more laughing than talking actually. We fucking share EVERY tiny detail! Just thinking about cock as I write this is getting my mouth watering and my pussy wet. So if you got a man sized tool get that fucking thing over here for some size queen phone sex.

Call me at 1-888-474-6769 to hear all about it.  Even you tiny guys give me a call.  I feel like berating you for a while.

AIM and Yahoo: SexyMILFRemy

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