Hey there, shrimpy. Hell, I think I’ve seen shrimp that are bigger than your dick. Maybe even one of those little popcorn shrimp. Haha. Tell me this – have you ever even had sex with a woman? I mean a woman who you didn’t have to pay, by the way. Hookers don’t count. I bet you have had a lot of encounters with hookers, haven’t you? I mean, they HAVE to fuck you because you’re paying them. But girls like that have been with a lot of men and I bet their pussies were all stretched out. You probably couldn’t even feel it going in, could you?
How old were you before you realized that you were small? I am sure that even back when you were 18, girls laughed at you didn’t they? Even at that age, they had already been with guys with bigger dicks than yours. I would be willing to bet that there has never been a time when you have dropped your pants in front of a
woman without her laughing at you.
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