What is that? I don’t think I have ever seen something so small. I mean, I can’t call it a dick, maybe a clit? It’s sorta looks like a dick, but not one I would ever play with. Have you ever looked in the mirror and asked “Why is my penis so small?” If there really was a Genie in the mirror, you just made it crack with laughter. I know I can’t stop the giggles each time you explain to me during a size queen phone sex call that real men sometimes have a small penis. I married a man who is less then endowed, but he makes up for all that with his giant sized wallet. You can’t win them all, but money helps with the pain.
Size queen phone sex is a welcomed start to any day. Not only do I get to laugh, but I get to make you feel ashamed for that tiny penis of yours. Button dick, clit cock, nubbin, are just a few of the names I have for losers like you. Now don’t get me wrong, I love to talk to you, but don’t hold the giggles against me. I can help but think that you really were short changed in life. My last call of the night was the best of the day. The first thing he said to me was “I have a small penis. Please don’t laugh at me” HAHA, I can’t help it. When he sent me pictures of it via messenger, I roared in laughter and almost fell off the bed. My clit is bigger than that waste of flesh. It honestly looked like a clit. So small, the little 1 inch button even had a name. Trixie is what he called his penis, but void is what it really is. If you expect me not to laugh at your short comings, think again. I can’t help but laugh at your brave little manhood. Make sure to ask for Marley when you call 1 888 474 6769. I need a good laugh.
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