SPH Phone Sex with Remy

What did you think was going to happen when you called me for SPH phone sex?  Did you actually think I would say that disgusting little shriveled up pinky was cute? Grow up, you loser!  No self-respecting woman would ever let you touch them with that twig and berries.  Seriously, do I look like a girl that would ever be with a guy with a deformed dicklet?  The only thing that sad wee micro penis deserves is to be put in a diaper cuz clearly you’re destined to be cursed with a baby dick all of your life.  It’s never gonna get any bigger.  Fuck even when you’re hard it’s a sorry excuse for a cock. 

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I’m actually glad you called me for SPH phone sex.  I haven’t had the joy of making a no dick loser cry yet today!  I bet you live at home with mommy, don’t you?  I can’t imagine ANY girl would get with you once she saw that man clit between your hairy thighs.  I’m sure you’re confidence is nonexistent too.  How can you feel confident when you’re not even a real man?!?  You probably think getting promoted at a low-level job like a late-night convenience store as a step up.  At least you should have some money saved up cuz you don’t have a girl to spend it on.  You can just spend it on me!  You can use all that saved money for sph phone sex with me!  All that money is just sitting there anyway.  And let’s face it, the only attention you’re ever gonna get from a chick is if you pay for it!  So go ahead and pick up your phone and let’s get your started on your small penis humiliation training. 

Make sure you dial 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Remy.

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