There is nothing worse than feeling that ache and throb in my pussy, only to have the most disappointing little mini-dick do absolutely nothing to relieve that ache. In the past I have tried to be nice to these inadequate guys, but there comes a point in a woman’s life when she has to accept that she is a size queen. Honey, I passed that point years ago, so if you’re rubbing a tiny nub while looking at my pictures, then the only reason you should call a woman like me is for small penis humiliation phone sex.
You don’t really think you could make me happy with that tiny little thing, do you? The only thing that’s super-sized here is your denial. I have the experience of a mature woman and I still can’t work with that thing. Sweetie, small penis humiliation phone sex is going to be your biggest thrill – but hey, at least we can give you what you can’t give the ladies. You’ll never be anyone’s biggest thrill. Having to stop every five minutes to find the magnifying glass ruins the mood. Sorry, not sorry.
Ok, ok, I’m sure you have some sort of redeeming qualities, but unless you’re willing to be a cuck, you’ll never find a self-respecting woman who is willing to settle for that sad and sorry sliver of a dick. I don’t mean to be cruel…well, ok, I do…but I’m also just giving it to you better than you could give it back with that toy you’ve got in your panties. You have no choice but to learn to settle for small penis humiliation phone sex because women who love sex are not going to want to settle for a small penis like you. We all know the pussy holds the power, and most pussy wants to hold a nice, big cock.
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