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Things have been so rough lately and we all need to relax and have a good laugh. So you can help me out here, come on give me a reason to laugh, and take your dick out. You’re such a SPH phone sex freak you’ve got to be used to girls bashing your deformed pinky dick. It must be really tiny too because there’s like no bulge in your pants at all! It’s all smooth like a Ken doll down there. Do you sit down to pee? I don’t think women are the only ones who bust you on your sad little micro-penis, so I’m sure you hide in a stall when you go to take a piss. Can’t stand at the urinals like the big boys with real cocks do, can you?

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Are those cum stains on your pants? That’s just gross. Look I know your a pathetic small penis humiliation phone sex loser who missed the lottery on big dicks, but that’s no excuse to be so disgusting. Put a diaper on or something. Better yet, come out on the dance floor with me and let EVERYONE see the small penis humiliation phone sex failure you are!! You’ll never step foot in here again, which is fine by me because I’m so sick of you begging me to give you a chance. But I’ll let you buy me one drink if you stand right in the middle of the floor and show everyone your teeny tiny dick. It’ll be fun! We all get to laugh and berate you while you stand there and cry. Hey, you might get lucky after all. Maybe a guy will bend you over the pool table and show you what a real man with a real cock is like!! What a no dick loser!

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