SPH Phone Sex with Remy

Wait…is that your dick?!?  Dude, you really must be delusional if you think THAT will satisfy me!  It most certainly will do no such thing! I get so sick of you SPH phone sex losers trying to push up on me with a tiny mushroom cap for a dick.  Even if you were a grower that thing wouldn’t suffice.  I bet your some nice lady once told you that the right girl would love you anyway.  Well fucker, I am not that chick.  The best you’ll get from me is me laughing at your little pinky clitty on SPH phone sex.  I mean I am always looking for another loser to make me laugh.  Looks like you are the candidate today!

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Go ahead, whip that thing out again.  Let me see that pathetic wiggly worm.  I am laughing so hard I’m going to piss myself!  That is the saddest, sorriest excuse of a cock I’ve ever seen!!  OMG, I needed that laugh!  So I guess I should thank you for calling me for SPH phone sex.  I haven’t laughed like that in forever.  It turns out you serve a purpose after all.  Do you like it when I berate you and laugh at your tiny dicklet?  Don’t lie, I know it turns you on.  Your poor sad dick is actually trying to get hard.  I bet if I blew on it, you’d spurt a teeny tiny cum fountain.  OMG, I can’t stop laughing!!  Please please please call me for SPH phone sex every day.  Give me a reason to chuckle.  They do say laughter is the best medicine and that little tiny dick is surely the thing to do it for me…I mean at least for humor.  As far as fucking, you’re worthless!

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy

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