horny size queen phone sex slut

size queen phone sex

I only fuck big cocks.  Yes, I will be that blunt and up front.  If you have a little dick, don’t waste my time, loser.  Unless you want to be humiliated for being hung like a matchstick, I want nothing to do with pathetic, puny peens.  I want to get off with men who are fucking studs.  I’m a Size Queen and proud of the massive cock sizes I can swallow as in deep throat or take in my pussy and even my ass.  I will tell you the sizes in inches of the dicks that I have sucked or fucked.  If you give me a shot, I will prove to you what I can do when we get it on during a size queen phone sex call.  I will also make you cum so hard, your toes will curl and you will see stars as you blow that load.  I even keep the men listed in my cell phone directory marked by cock size, like Jack 9, Dwayne 10, Cole 9, etc., so depending on what size and flavor I’m in the mood for, I will text up my choice of cock meat like ordering from a menu.  All my girlfriends love to scroll through my cell directory to see how many huge cocks I’ve done.  And if you wonder how I know their exact cock sizes, I measure them with a ruler I always carry in my purse or leave on my nightstand.   Men with big cocks don’t shrink from being measured, they love to impress Size Queens.

Of course, I can’t forget about thickness.  What use is a 10 inch pencil dick?   If you can pick a lock with it, it’s not going in my pussy. I want to get fucked, not poked!  So, yes, big cocks should be thick, too.  Anyway, all this talk about big dicks has made me hungry and horny for a big cock in all my holes.  I need size queen phone sex now!

Dial 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Lauren!

Yahoo: HotMilfLauren
AIM: MilfLauren

Horny Desperate Housewives