If you’re into MILF phone sex, I have two ripe titties that are ready to be sucked! And I don’t want any of that, “Oh, will it hurt you??” shit. HURT ME! Suck my titties so I know just how ALIVE I am! And pleeeeaaase don’t stop there! I like my men rabid–BITE me! I told y’all I was wild! If you can’t handle my rodeo…Well, I won’t show ya the gate. I actually like a challenge. Maybe you just need warmin up! Hell, I did homeschool before so I guess I could fancy myself as a bit of a teacher again! If you need some sweet lil warm-up lessons during our MILF phone sex, I’m here for ya babe! I got lots of tips and tricks and I like an educated man!
When you’re ready to graduate, I’ll toss ya a cowboy hat and the gates can reopen! (I actually do barrel racing so forgive me if you don’t like my metaphors, but I find I learn a lot about life and people when working with horses and in the arena!) There’s a lot of bad AND good shit that happens or one avoids effected by just a thousandth of a second! Kinda like me waiting by my phone hopin someone FUN will hit me up! What if I sign off to walk the field and miss a call from the most interesting gent out there?! Or what if you decide to check your email before giving me a call and in that time, I sign off to get my beauty rest. Tragic! Timing is everything!
Besides, sleep is for the old, right?! Most nights I’m just lookin for an excuse to stay up late! I love me some Walking Dead, but I love a fiesty man with a big cock A WHOLE LOT MORE! (Hmmm..zombie role play. Is that a thing? Ha! I guess I’m just DYING to try! Lord y’all, it’s good when you can crack yourself up. Life’s too serious as it is. Who wants to have fun with me? I’m up to try anything! Even MILF zombie sex, haha. Afterall, I DO like a man strong enough to rip my clothes right off me! So I’d be halfway there!