I’m proud that all the neighborhood boys are nearly tripping over their dicks to come by and visit. And I’m even prouder they consider me a MILF. You know what that means don’t you? There’s always some helpful “good boy” reason these neighborhood boys are stopping by, like: “Do you need me to trim your hedges Miss Darcy?” or “I’m bringing in your packages” and occasionally “I’m just looking for your son.” They’re all so helpful. Helpful and hormonal. That’s alright though, I still love having MILF phone sex with all manner of good boys…. and even bad boys, too.
In fact, the best way to help your favorite neighborhood cougar out is to come over wearing your swim trunks, or basketball shorts…. ask to use my pool. Never call me ma’am and always call me Miss. I do like other taboo titles, as well. I’m not shy, I know I want your stiff younger cock, and I know I want to rock your world. That is, I want your sexual experience with me to be so memorable, I want you jerking off thinking of that kinky MILF phone sex babe next door when you’re an old man. I want you tell stories of that hot blonde woman with the dangerous curves for days to all your friends. I want to be immortalized as the hottest scene in your spank bank forever.
How could you forget that one time that you went over to help Miss Darcy and she helped you more than you ever thought possible in return. She stripped you out of your navy blue shorts, exposed you to porn, and made your toes curl. It’ll be the first time a woman has ever used her tongue that way on you…. you’ll never forget me.
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