Kinky Phone Sex with Zoey

I love to give people something to talk about. I have always been this way. I love the attention. I guess you could say I am a bit of an attention whore. I love going out with the girls and they all know I have kinky phone sex at home. I love having my music a little too loud, camping, cooking for everyone that stops by, gardening in my yard topless and I have been known to suntan in the nude with a hard drink in my hand or a bowl to smoke out of.

Kinky Phone Sex

I have been married to the same man for the last 5 or so years. He’s a real-life cuckold and loves watching me fuck other men when he is home. which is not very often. I met him at a swinger’s party many moons ago. I love those kinds of parties and swapping partners and that’s how I met his cuckie little self. He loves the fact that I have kinky phone sex and even taboo phone sex with strangers. He loves that I get other men to cum while I play with my pussy. I love the idea too it’s exciting to me.

Sometimes I find myself thinking about the next call. The next fantasy roleplay I might get is, What dildo do I want to fuck myself when the phone rings. Just this morning I was food shopping planning dinners for the week for my family and saw yellow squash that was small and curved at the stem. It got me thinking about using it as a sex toy. I’m sure I could be creative with it. Can you tell me where I was thinking of putting it?

Now that weather is getting nice I can start taking kinky phone sex calls outside in my yard. Most of it is fenced off. I do like the two-family house next door that is always rented. I love being a show-off if there are men that show interest in watching. I keep my toys close by under my lounge chair and there is one hidden under my outdoor bed canopy thing. But that is also the reason that I don’t have a yard company this year. It fell out when it was moved and the owner’s wife heard about it. she wasn’t very happy. I did tell maybe if she fucked herself more outside in the sun and fresh air she might enjoy it too. Oh well, I’m pretty sure this cougar can get a college landscaping crew to tidy my yard.

Or I might just do it myself in some shorts and work on my strapless tan and do it topless. Good thing I have no rose bushes LOL. Let’s hope I have a watcher or two. But of course, would be happier if you called me and I could listen to you stroke your cock over me and my dirty adventures.

If you’re looking for kinky phone sex, call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Zoey

Twitter: Naughty_housewi
Email: MissZoey4u@gmail.com

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