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It’s so interesting how many guys love to have small penis humiliation phone sex with me.  They come in droves begging for my brand of put downs and berating.  Guys love to have their tiny dicks made fun of, and oh how I love to make their day.   However, I do get many questions from guys about their own small penis’ (I’m refraining from using the word cock because it doesn’t really apply now does it).  I get asked the same ones again and again, so I figured it was about time to make an FAQ.  Here are the top 5 dumb ass questions guys ask about their small dicks.

1.  Do girls like small dicks?  No.  Girls hate small dicks.  Not just because they’re small and we can’t feel them, but also because having a small dick somehow makes you act like a little cunt.  Maybe it’s a lack of testosterone, I don’t know I’m no doctor.  But whatever it is, it’s not hot.  Girls know before you pull down your pants.  We have dick sense.

2.  Do you think it’s odd that I haven’t had sex with a woman in a long time?  No, not at all.  I’m actually surprised that you’ve ever had sex with a woman at all.  Quite frankly, I feel sorry for whoever you have fucked.  She must have been so disappointed, but probably tried to be nice about it.  I’m sure she laid there as you pumped that disgusting little wiener into her three or four times and then squirted out your droplets.  How degrading.  Gross actually.

3.  What does cum taste like?  Ok, look.  You have a penis right (I know this is arguable)?  You cum right (yes, even tiny little squirts count)?  If you’re curious and you have the equipment, find out for yourself.  Why should I tell you what cum tastes like?  And honestly, cum from each person tastes different.  Cum from a healthy 10 inch cock tastes much different from that of a 2 inch tee tiny nub.  Honestly, that is a theory of mine which I’ve never tested.  I don’t go around tasting nub cum.  Ewwww.

4. Do you want me to taste it for you?  Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.  You’re the one ready to blow a tiny air load over the thought of tasting it.  Taste it, don’t taste it.  I don’t care.   It’s not like I’ll know if you’re lying or will even care if you’re not.  What I’d really love to see is the look on your face as you’re doing it.  Lips pursed, nose turned up, you’re tongue all pointy because you’re scared to taste your own jizz.  LOL.

5. How do big cocks feel?  Fucking fantastic.  It is a delight to get fucked by someone with a huge member that can stretch you out and fill you up.  It’s heavenly actually.  I know you ask this because you’ll never see that look of ecstasy on a woman’s face.  The best you’ll get is a look like WTF?  So you fantasize about supersized cocks, so much so that you’re willing to take one in the ass.  You just want me to tell you to do it.  Let me go on the record now and say, DO IT!  That’s some funny shit right there!  You won’t ever have to ask this questions again, though you’ll probably become a faggot for big cocks.

So there you have it.  The top 5 questions asked by guys with tiny dicks, like you.  I’m so glad I got that off my chest.  Now I won’t have to answer this stupidity when you call me for small penis humiliation phone sex at 1 888 474 6769.  Talk to you soon, you little bitch 🙂 xoxo Tina

MILF phone sex with patty

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MILF phone sex

I hear the knock at the door, as I am half dressed, no bra, no thong just a long t-shirt.  My husbands away an both of my daughters are at a college party.  I run to the door to open it an then you stand.  Handsome, 23 year old friend of my daughters.  You ask for her and I regretfully have to tell you that she’s at a party an she wont be home till later this evening.  I see that look in your eyes! I know just what you want.  You love MILF phone sex.

I have always been the well known milf around town.  The long blonde hair, beautiful eyes, huge ass and well you know, my big boobs! I am every mans dream, especially if you are friends with my older daughters. You walk in Bill, an I know you have been dreaming about this for many many years.  Come have a seat, “don’t mind me, excuse my appearance.”  You immediately grab my waist and pull me on top of you.  You lift my long t-shirt up and you start grabbing my huge boobs and sucking and biting my nipples.  You look up at me an I can feel your cock bulging through your pants.  “Patty, this is something I have been waiting many years for and now your all mine.”  You lift me up as you pull your pants down.  I slam my pussy down on your cock and start riding your cock hard and fast.  Both of us are moaning an trying to catch our breathes.  We both know how sexy this is for us, since I’m married and well Bill is dating my daughter.  We stand up, and you carry me up the stairs.  Throw me on my bed legs in the air an fuck me like I have never been fucked before!  I squirt all over your cock and you cum all over my boobs and I lick them clean!

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I was never able to have babies on my own.  My husband and I tried for many years, but he just didn’t have the balls it took to make a baby.  I thought I’d never have an outlet for my natural maternal side.  I mean, puppies and kitties weren’t going to work for me.  I wanted a real live baby to love and nurture.
And then I met Lucy.  She likes to wear pretty pink frocks and twirl for me like a pretty ballerina.  She loves me so much and likes to make me happy.  I love tucking her in to go nite nite and making sure she’s nice and dry in her panties.  My little sissy baby phone sex friend is a joy to play with, most of the time.
Usually she is as sweet as buttercream frosting, but there are times, though, when she can be naughty.  She disguises herself as a real grown man and tries to trick me, or she hides her paci so I have to crawl around on the floor to find it.  All so she can see my panties!  Once she even took off her dress and was running and twirling naked.  I have to be strict with her then.  Maybe I’ll punish her or give spanks to remind her to be a good girl.

Our latest sissy baby phone sex call was just that way.  By the time she called she was crying, so I decided to rock her and pat her bottom to help soothe her.  But when I do that something happens in her pink ruffle butt panties.  I like her panties to be flat as a pancake, so little wee wee bulges will not do no matter how tiny.  I know just what to do to flatten it out, but then there’s always a cummie mess to clean up.  Since I didn’t have any tissues, she had to lick it off my fingers.  After that call she was back to her old self twirling, curtseying, and being a good girl again.

Thanks to sissy baby phone sex I can be a mommy to my adult sissy baby and have naughty fun, too.  If you’re a sissy baby and need a mommy to play with, please give Tina a call.  Love you, babies! xoxo

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cuckold phone sex with Sadie

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One of my acquaintances from years ago lives in Spring Break central, and was complaining to me about the noise and confusion that she and her husband deal with every year for the stretch of Spring Breaks across the country. That conversation just got my dirty mind thinking about a really exciting cuckold fantasy. I imagined taking my sexless marriage up a few notches by booking a vacation during one of the busy weeks of Spring Break. When we get there and check in my husband would be complaining about the crowds and the traffic. With him being such a stick in the mud, I would go off to find myself some fun, leaving him to pout and watch TV. He falls asleep before I get back to our condo and never hears me slip in with a guest. My guest would be a young 6’4” athlete that I met out and about and he’d be dying to get a piece of my neglected pussy in the very condo my husband was sleeping in. As he is sliding my dress down in the bathroom I hit the call button on my phone to call up my hubby who is passed out in the bedroom.

We climb into the shower and I let the water drip down onto our sweaty skin. I kiss my way down his stomach and drop to my knees coming face to face with his humongous hard cock. I’m already salivating as I open my red lips to take him in. Through the sound of the water and his moans I hear my husband’s voice faintly saying “Sadie? Sadie?”

I snicker as I lick this big cock and yell “In the bathroom”. The sound of him coming through the condo gets louder as he approaches the bathroom that we’re in. I hear him mutter “what the, whose?” as he steps over my date’s clothes. The shower door slides back and there stands my confused husband.

“Hi darling, can you hand me a pony tail holder, hold my hair or suck his cock while I get something to pull my hair back with?” I ask while I stroke this wide piece of meat and talk casually to my husband. I’ve thought about him responding in many different ways. How would respond if this was our cuckold roleplay?

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Wanna know something? I know your secret! What? You are surprised? That’s right I can read your thoughts, and you did not know it. I know that you love to slurp, in fact you just can not get it out of your mind, now can you? The thought of cleaning up the mess of another man. I love to make you my creampie phone sex bitch. What? That’s right! Ha Ha Ha Ha… you didn’t think I knew did you? I know that you love the taste of another man’s cum as it drips out of my tight pussy. In fact, that thought is making my sweet cunt drip right now. How about you cum and sluuurrpp up the mess that was left earlier for you. *wink *

I love making losers my creampie phone sex bitches, you will be no different. I love the thought of locking you and your cock away in a cage while a man with a nice juicy cock fills all my holes. Leaving wet cum everywhere! See, when you are in my presence you pathetic sissy, panty wearing bitch, you are not good for anything more than slurping up the mess of another man during creampie phone sex.

You are a pathetic cuckie! You are all the same. Same tic tac loser sized dicks, whiny as fucking hell and truly good for nothing! Cuckie tell me something why do you losers always have to whine? I mean whining is for three year olds, it annoys me. So for that reason, you can slurp every drop of cum, enjoy it, because it is all you will get during creampie phone sex with me. One thing I know you will be begging for more by the time we are done! Believe it! That is what makes this cheating housewife so sinsational…. there is nothing “normal” about me. So, want to know what it is like to have creampie phone sex with a slut as hot as me? Ask for CJ when you dial 1 888 474 6769 to find out just what you are missing out on. Creampie phone sex, it’s purely sinsational!

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cougar phone sex with tina

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I turned 35 this year, and while most women hate getting older and revealing their age, this is a year I’m proud of.  I’m officially a cougar!  I always trolled bars, night clubs, and chat rooms for younger guys.  They’re such easy targets for an experienced woman like me.  Usually a little of unsure of themselves, intimidated by older and more experienced women.  Once they try it, though, they are hooked on cougar phone sex.

Younger girls are a dime a dozen and honestly, sometimes they’re not that great at sex.  They just don’t have enough experience or they haven’t fully let their guard down.  A cougar is a rarer creature.  First, we have to take damn good care of ourselves to be this hot at this age.  We put a lot of hard work into maintaining hot bodies that look awesome in skimpy clothes, or no clothes at all.  We also know what we want and how to get it.  I won’t tolerate some young stud jumping up and down on me to get off.  No, he must learn the complexities of the female anatomy and how to make my body quiver with desire.  Cougar phone sex isn’t just about cumming, it’s an education in how to please a woman.

I can take a young stud and make him an incredible lover.  Younger girls will think you are a sex god after I’ve taught you to eat pussy the right way.  Once word gets around you’ll have your pick of those younger sluts, but you’ll always come back to me for more.  I’m not needy or demanding outside of the bedroom because I have my own life, but once we cross that threshold you will always make sure that my needs are taken care of.  Whether you’re 25 or 18, cougar phone sex will keep your dick hard and wanting more.

Oh, and that rumor that older women have loose pussies; that’s a lie.  My tight snatch will make you cum in a hot minute.

Call Tina for cougar phone sex to experience what a real woman is all about.  1-888-474-6769

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Arabella here, boys! Are you looking for a slutty woman who loves to fuck more than anything in the world? You found her. I’ve never been faithful to my husband because he just simply doesn’t want to fuck enough to actually please me. Plus, his dick isn’t quite as big as I’d like it to be. So, I go and seek out other big fat cocks to please my mouth, pussy, and asshole. But even that isn’t enough for me sometimes, so that’s why I love having cheating wife phone sex with all the guys who call me for fun!

I have been asked whether or not I care if my feelings get hurt by all the fucking and phone sex. Well, no. I don’t really care. He knew that I needed a lot of sexual pleasure when he married me and it’s not my fault that he can’t please me in the ways that I need pleasing. I didn’t really start fucking around THAT much until he started having performance issues. I don’t have time to deal with that. I need dick and I need it every day or else I turn into a real bitch. I think he’d rather deal with a slutty wife than a bitchy one!

Do you have a cheating wife, too? Do you suspect it? Call me and tell me what’s going on and I’ll tell you for sure if she’s sleeping around on you behind your back. Or maybe you have one of those big fat dicks that I love so much and you want me to tell you what I’d do to make you happy. All you have to do is call me and find out.

Call me at 1 888 474 6769 and ask to talk to Arabella today for cheating wife phone sex

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I had the most amazing cuckold phone sex wedding night experience. Well, my fun technically began long before I took that walk down the aisle. You see, my new husband is a great provider, he makes good money at his job and he does like to spoil me. The only problem is that he just doesn’t measure up in the cock department and for me that is a major problem. To be fair, most men don’t meet my standards because I am a definite size queen with a very voracious sexual appetite. From the moment I first laid eyes on the best man that my husband to be chose, I just knew that I had to have him. The size of the bulge in the front of his dress slacks definitely made me think that he was the best man. I had some time to kill before tying the knot, so I snuck into his dressing room in my white dress and told him how badly I wanted him and his big dick. I dropped down to my knees and started worshiping that amazing cock with my pouty pink lips. His dick was even bigger and better than I had hoped for. Just sucking it was nowhere near enough for me though. My mouth wasn’t the only part of me that was watering from touching and sucking that big monster cock. My pussy was dripping wet and I just had to have him inside of me. I hiked my wedding gown up around my waist and dropped my panties down to my ankles. He was throbbing and twitching against my sexy round ass and he bent me over and pounded my pussy until he creamed me. He shot such a massive sticky load of cum deep inside of me and I made sure to drain every last drop of cum from him, mere minutes before I walked down the aisle towards my future husband. It was so incredibly erotic saying my vows with cum dripping down the inside of my thighs and then leaning over to kiss my new husband with the taste of another man’s dick on my lips. My poor clueless husband has no idea that he’ll be getting a big sticky cream pie surprise when he goes down on me tonight.

Call you sexy cuckold phone sex seductress Marie at: 1-888-474-6769

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If you’ve read my bio you know that my husband left me because I’m a bad girl.  It wasn’t always that way.  We were happy once, but we started to grow apart.  He got busy with his business and didn’t have time for me at all.  Where once we were having sex at least five times a week, it became more and more rare.  I had to turn to cheating wife phone sex to satisfy the burning hunger between my legs.

When I first started having cheating wife phone sex I wasn’t sure what to expect or if I would even like it.  After the first session, I was hooked.  I got to fuck hot guys in any position, not just missionary.  I wasn’t my partners’ virginal wife, I was a hot slut and I loved every minute of it.  I got so turned on talking about naughty things, I knew I had to try it with my husband.

I started to share some of my fantasies with him hoping that it would spice up our time in the bedroom.  Instead he said that I was disgusting and he didn’t want to hear about it.  Sound familiar?  I’m sure your wife tells you the same thing.  It’s horrible to be rejected when you’re just trying to be yourself.  When he discovered I was having cheating wife phone sex behind his back he packed his bags and left.  To be honest, I was glad to see the old prude go.  That meant I could have fun whenever I wanted, and my new fuck partners were more than happy to help me out.

Now I get fucked properly every single day, sometimes more than once.  I don’t care if anyone calls me a freak, I’m not ashamed of who I am.  But don’t worry, I won’t tell your secrets.  Just keep on fucking me right.

If you’re a cheating husband looking for cheating wife phone sex, you’ve come to the right place. Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Tina.

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There’s nothing I like better than for my pussy to be hot, wet, and sticky – you know like dripping s’mores that oozes out of your mouth as your tongue ravenously licks my clit.  I’m talking about creampie phone sex, baby!  You know the kind where you lick your fingers over and over again because you want to savor the sweet taste of this pussy, my pussy.

I’m listening to you, baby, and I hear you licking those lips of yours continuously while I  know you’re simultaneously twiddling your fingers as you prepare yourself for this hot, creampie pussy that’s getting moist by the second, not minute, while my own fingers massage my clit in anticipation of you finishing what I’m starting.

Are you almost there, baby, because I’m so enjoying the heaviness and thickness of your breathing in my ear and I am so ready for this creampie phone sex party to get started?  You’re going to love tasting this dark and milk chocolate and marshmallow cream together.  That, I promise.  Damn, baby, your moans and groans are making my pussy twitch with each sound and I’m so ready to smash you in the face with this succulent creampie pussy so we can taste these juices together.

And then I’m going to pull you up so I can taste that pure sweetness off of your lips while this pussy takes a short breather before we go for rounds 2-4.  Baby, don’t make me wait a minute longer for you. Both sets of my lips are waiting to begin the greatest creampie phone sex conversation of all time.

Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Jackie for the stickiest and sweetest creampie phone sex of your life.

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