I think every sexy woman, just like me should have a collection or two. Just so happens that I love to make fun of pathetic, little, puny pickle dicks. Having that inch long loser on the other end of my phone adds to my collection and every single second makes me smile and laugh. Then again a guy with a little prick like that is used to making women smile and laugh, it is just usually when she is looking at what he has to offer!! Should we even call it that anymore? I am talking about the word “Offer” I mean, since it really isn’t much of anything to offer now is it…OHHHH, look at me getting started already and trying to add you to my collection of tiny, tootsie roll sized cock talk. Small penis humiliation phone sex is a blast for me because I savor making sure you know just how useless that clitty is and why a nice, fat man stick is much, MUCH better then anything you will ever have.
Now if you have gotten this far you must either 1. know you are the sad sack loser with a tick tack between your legs or 2. are wondering what a normal sized pleasure stick is. So which on are you? Hopefully you wondering if you have a small one?? If you are the itsy, bitsy loser I take so much delight in mocking and laughing at with. Here is my favorite test, to see if you qualify for small penis humiliation phone sex, take your thumb and hold it next to your cock…whoops, should have said “clit” and see how big or small it is.
How does it look? Hummm?? Think I can see you turning red already, and I have all kinds of ways to laugh, point and make lots of fun of you!! I bet that gets your little nub hard, thinking about my pretty laugh and voice teasing and taunting you!! We should not waste anymore time, we both love small penis humiliation and know I can get I can give it to you until you squirt so pick up the phone and call me. I am Crissy, your horny desperate housewife who loves to get off making fun of your short comings 😉
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