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I can see you now, calling me up for some small penis humiliation phone sex, desperate for some sort of approval by a woman-“It’s not really THAT small-is it?” Uh, yeah, it is. Shall I flick it with my finger and laugh about it? I bet your entire life has been one exercise in humiliation after the next, correct? Locker room scenes of embarrassments, girls suddenly “getting a headache” when they see your pitiful member withdrawn from your pants, and they momentarily pray you’re a “grower not a show-er”, yet sadly, they soon realize it’s already at it’s full size. There really is no more where that came from.

This is when they go home and call their girlfriends and all have a laugh at your expense. Some of the more brazen ones might actually have taken a pic for their girlfriends to see with their camera phone, since they don’t believe they will actually believe them when they say how small it really is. I really do love making fun of undersized men, it makes me laugh, so if small penis humiliation phone sex is what gets your tiny cock and raisin sized nuts off, then I’m the one you need to be calling.

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