Size Queen Phone Sex with Remy

Do you know why I’m such a size queen phone sex bitch? It’s because of no dick losers like you hiding a cruel tiny secret. The fact that you have a teeny tiny nub for a dick. You are the ones that flirt the most and act all cocky — pun intended. Because the joke is you don’t have a cock! I’ve seen baby carrots bigger than your pathetic pinky prick. I get so sick of being tricked into thinking I’m about to get the deep dicking of a lifetime. Only to be disappointed once again. So yeah, I’m a size queen phone sex bitch.

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Guess how I get my revenge on you closet clit sissies? I wait until you take out your itty bitty clitty thinking I’m going to go suck it for you, then I pull out my phone and snap a pic of us. Then I snatch your wallet and take a pic of it. I tell you if you ever come near me again, I’ll send the pic to your wife. I might even follow you to where you work and hang copies up all over the office for your co-workers to see what a sorry excuse of a man you are. Oh and don’t think this size queen phone sex bitch won’t make sure your face is showing in that pic. I want everyone to know what a small cock wielding asshole you are who tried to get me to fuck him with his disgusting deformed micro-penis. So before you get pissed that I’m such a size queen phone sex bitch, check your pants and make sure you have something worth me giving you the time of day for. Otherwise,….you’re going to see just how angry this size queen phone sex bitch can get!

Call 1 888 474 6769 and ask for Remy

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