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Poor A (name changed to protect the pathetic).  He has a 5 inch dick, and he’s a grown man.  He’s never fucked a woman.  I don’t find that surprising at all, considering he sounded like a pitiful loser.  I mean, if you call me for humiliation phone sex and you’re crying when I say hello, I can only imagine how you are around women in real life.  I’m not really sure what he expected from me.  I certainly wasn’t worried about him cumming.  I will say, though, that I found him quite amusing.  That’s the most I’ve laughed on a call in a while, especially when he asked me if he could hump his toilet!  My goodness that still has me laughing!  Can you imagine A humping his toilet?  It’s fucking hilarious.  I even name her Potty…I know, so original.  I had him begging his new girlfriend Potty to let him cum.  When I asked what he answer was, she said no.  My cheeks hurt from laughing now, just like they did on that humiliation phone sex call.

The best part is A called back.  He was still in tears because he hadn’t cum earlier.  It wasn’t my fault.  Potty was the one that refused him, and there he was making another humiliation phone sex call to see if Potty would let him cum this time.  I was trying to picture this whole interaction.  I mean, seriously, how do you hump a toilet?  I asked if he was sliding his tiny dick between the seat and the bowl.  I was mostly joking because, like, is that even possible?  When A said yes, I nearly peed my panties laughing.  I guess his feelings are as small his dicklet because he hung up on me.  If you can’t take the heat, don’t call for humiliation phone sex.  If you think you can, then dial 1-888-474-6769.

Yahoo:  tinaturnsuon
AIM:  tina_turnsuon

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