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size queen phone sex with carla

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When it comes to cock, for me, bigger is always better! It wasn’t always this way for me, I married young to a much older man and I was very naive and believe it or not, innocent, when it came to sex. That’s right, I was a virgin when I got married and had no idea that my husband’s dick could never measure up. Sex was never that great, he loved to lick my pussy for hours and that was good, but his dick is only 4 inches and not nearly enough to give me pleasure. I had no idea what I was missing out on until I saw and then had a much bigger dick than his. (Just fyi, that’s a taboo story that I can’t share here, but ask when you call me and I’ll be happy to share the sexy and naughty details.) Once I had that first 8 1/2 inch cock, which was HUGE to me at the time, I became a size queen and why I love size queen phone sex!

Have a ruler or tape measure when you call me so we can be sure you measure up to my standards. If your cock isn’t at least 8 inches and too fat for my hand to fit around, it’s just not enough for a woman like me. Maybe if you’re close to my requirements I might offer you a mercy fuck, but you damn well better give me a good reason to even think of doing that. Little dick boys, well you need to have a good tongue and take my direction well. I’ll use your face as my personal dildo and cover your face not only in my pussy juice but my ass as well.

Do you think you’ll measure up and I’ll want your cock? Do you know already your dicklet is too small and desire for me to use however I can? Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Carla for size queen phone sex.

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

cougar phone sex with carla

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Oh my, cougar phone sex is so much fun for me. I get to tell you all the stories of the kinky things I’ve done in my real life! I have always been attracted to men who are younger than me and as luck would have it, they have been attracted to me, too. I have been lucky enough to always live in neighborhoods with younger men.

The most fun is that I live near a college town and there are boys everywhere. I am horny all the time! Every week, I had a different young man mowing my lawn and servicing things around the house, including me. Word traveled fast and I kind of became a legend at that school. I would love to tell you about how I go out to the bars and stalk my younger prey!

I do, of course, love fucking hot young studs who are experienced. But honestly, my favorite thing is to take the virginity of these geeky nerds who don’t get much attention from the girls their age. They still have big dicks and they are really eager to please me. The look on their faces when they feel their dick slide into my pussy for the first time is priceless. It’s like heaven to them. And teaching them to eat pussy is fantastic. They sometimes are a little shy about it, but once they get a taste of it, there’s no going back.

Do you have a cougar phone sex fantasy that you want to talk about? Did an older woman take your virginity and you want to relive it? Pick up that phone and call me at 1-888-474-6769 and be sure to ask for Carla. I’ll take you back to that special time in your life whenever you need me to!

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Cuckold Phone Sex with Carla

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Have you ever tried cuckold phone sex? If you haven’t, you probably should. Your dick is pathetic and you know you can’t please your wife, so what else is there for you to do? But you know, even though you can’t please her with your little worthless dick, you can make sure she gets pleased by someone else. She deserves at least that much, doesn’t she?

I bet your wife already has dates with other men that you don’t know about. Just imagine you helping her to get ready for her well hung lover. Before she even gets dressed, you should shave her legs for her, make sure she’s soft and exfoliated. You can wash her hair and help her dry it. Then you will help her pick out, (and most likely take her shopping), for the sexy dress, cum fuck me pumps, and of course jewelry that she will wear to please him.

Before she gets dressed, you need to get down on your knees between her legs and make sure her pussy and her asshole is nice and wet. If you aren’t too pathetic, maybe you can even make her cum a few times while she tells you about how her lover is going to stretch her out in ways that you never ever could. He is going to make her cum all over his big black dick. She’s never cum on your dick, has she?

Want to know what the best part is? When she gets back, she is going to sit on your face and you are going to eat all of the cum that drips from her gaping pussy. You will learn to crave that cream pie. She’ll tell you how hard he fucked her and how she never wants to fuck you ever again. And honestly, why would she when she has that giant black dick to fuck?

If you’re ready for some hot cuckold phone sex, call Carla at 1-888-474-6769.

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Mature Phone Sex with Carla

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Are you looking for a more experienced, mature phone sex lover? Someone who has been around the block a time or two and can give you the time of your life? Those younger girls simply don’t know what they are doing when it comes to pleasing you. They don’t have the experiences that I have, that’s for sure! There are so many things we can talk about when you call me to live out your mature phone sex fantasies, but you know what’s really fun? Kinky roleplaying! Oh my God, it’s so hot because we can be anyone we want to be and do anything we want to do. You know, those things we would never tell anyone else?

So, tell me, who is it that you want to be? Is there a hot librarian or teacher at your school that you are dying to bend over her desk and fuck? She’s a little uptight and she could probably use a good fuck and you’d like to be the one who gives it to her. Or perhaps you’re the one who needs to bent over like a slut and have my take you and train you with my strap-on cock?

My favorites are mature phone sex role-play fantasies that involve us being someone a little more taboo. You know that I can’t say it here because it’s a little too racy for some people, but you know exactly what I am talking about, don’t you? It will be so much fun because it’s considered wrong by so many people. But nothing is off limits for me. We can go as nasty as you want to go!

If you’re looking for a kinky mature phone sex roleplay fantasy, pick up that phone and call me right now! 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Carla

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla

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You probably think this is another phone sex blog post about humiliating boys and their little dicks but you would be completely wrong! The humiliation phone sex calls I have just been loving lately involve humiliating, not necessarily you, but your wife or girlfriend! That’s right, I get off on humiliating your little titted bitch of a girlfriend, your whining wife who rarely, if ever puts out, your slut bitch of a woman who puts out for everyone but you and for any other or no reason at all! Just imagine her walking in on us, your cock in my hot mouth, your hands groping my huge breasts and the look on her face. “Sit down and shut up bitch, your man is mine now” I say to her. Don’t worry, if she starts to fight I’ll get out the rope, tie her hands and slap that bitch’s face. I don’t show mercy when it comes to humiliating women like her.

Imagine her underneath us while you’re fucking me doggy style and I make her stick her tongue up your ass or on my clit. She’s going to lick up ever drop of our juices while I tell her how much better my pussy is than hers. How my asshole smells better than her dirty cunt, and of course there is no way she can compete with my amazing tits. I won’t show her any mercy either, as I slap those little titties and whip her ass with your belt. I might even get my strap-on out and rape that frigid cunt of hers! I’ll make her suffer as I take my pleasure on your cock, and if you measure up, your pleasure deep in my cunt. She won’t give you a baby, but I will! And if your cock doesn’t measure up to my standards, I’ll turn you both into my slutty bitches and you can serve not only me, buy my lovers as well.

For humiliation phone sex call me at 1-888-474-6769, just ask to speak with Carla.

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

BBC Phone Sex with MILF Carla

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If you are curious about big black cock, trust me, you are not alone. I get BBC phone sex calls all the time and guys just like you wonder what it would be like to suck those big chocolate dicks. Even if you’ve sucked a dick before, sucking a black one is a special thing and you’re going to need to treat it with the respect it deserves. Not just any blow job will do, so you better make sure that you’re good and ready before you move on up to black dick. They deserve the be worshiped. Do you think you are ready for that?

Is sucking big black cock going to even be enough for you? I am sure that once you get a taste of it, you’re going to want more. If you’ve never been filled up by a big black cock, you seriously have no idea what you are missing. Just wait until you look down and see that chocolate piece of meat slide inside your ass… you’re going to be more turned on than you ever have been in your life. Your dick is going to be so hard, and if you’re lucky, he will let you jerk off while he fucks you. But you probably won’t even need to. I’m sure you’d be so turned on by being full of black cock that you would cum without even touching yourself.  And once he shoots his load in your ass, you need to be a good boy and offer to suck all of the cum off his dick and clean him up. It’s the least you could do after he fucks you so well!

When you think you’re ready to talk about how much you want to learn to worship big black cock, pick up that phone and call 1-888-474-6769 ask for Carla, for the hottest BBC phone sex around!

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Spanking Phone Sex with Carla

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I see that look in your eyes, the way you keep your head down and won’t meet my eyes. You have been a naughty boy, haven’t you? Maybe you were sneaking in my panty drawer or even the dirty clothes hamper. Or you can’t keep your hands off your need dick and are a habitual masturbater. I know it has to be something and you know that I know too. You are embarrassed because you know what happens to naughty boys. That’s right, honey, you get a bare bottom spanking right over my knee. For spanking phone sex, I am the woman who knows just what you need!

I bring the chair to the middle of the room and tell you to go get my wooden hairbrush (or spoon, belt, paddle etc) and then order you back in front of me. It is not only about the spanking, it’s the ritual of spanking session that you relish. I force you to tell me all the naughty things you have done and when I feel that you are shamed enough, I make you ask for your spanking. That is right, young man, you’re going to tell me that you need this spanking to correct your bad boy behavior.

Take down your pants, a spanking isn’t a spanking unless it’s done on a bare bottom. Fold your things neatly and then lean over my lap. I push you forward so you need to use your hands to balance on the floor. This will keep you from reaching back to cover your bottom and it forces that bare ass up in the air for me. I’ll start out slow with my hand to warm up that butt, but don’t get too comfortable, that wooden hairbrush is going to hurt! No use crying or begging for mercy, it’s a punishment spanking and it is supposed to hurt. And this spanking won’t stop until I say so.

Do you need a spanking naughty boy? From sensual spankings to corporal punishment, OTK, caning, birchings and more –   Just call Carla at 1-888-474-6769 and tell me what a bad boy you have been!

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Adult Baby Phone Sex with Carla

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Wouldn’t it be a wonderful thing if you could slip back into a more comforting time and be my diaper clad adult baby phone sex boy? You might not be able to get away for long, but you can talk to your abdl Mommy and be the abie that you really want to be. From my sultry and sweet soothing voice to your soft comforting diaper, our abdl time will be just like being in my my adult baby nursery and I’ll make you feel like you’ve crawled right into my abdl world. I’ll walk you through the way I like to lay you on my changing table and get you into thick diapers and plastic pantes. I’ll take my time with every step too, making sure that you can nearly smell the scent of baby powder under your nose as I lovingly powder you up and gently diaper my adorable bundle up. My adult baby boys deserve nothing but the very best in motherly care.

Your coos and goos are music to your my ears, and I get right in and baby talk with you, don’t you love the sound of my tender voice in your ears? I want my boy (or girl) to relax and let himself feel completely free to enjoy his adult baby and Me time. I’ve packed all of your favorite things for our time together too. We’ll have a tour of the nursery and you can see all of the things I have ready for you.

We can do anything that you dream of, and you can be the adult baby that you see yourself as. You can snuggle up to me and get your tummy full of milk while sitting on my lap in your diaper, suckling on my big titties. This loving MILF knows all about taking care of you, and making you feel just the way you deserve. I hope we’ll be spending time together soon.

Call Carla at 1-888-474-6769.

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

Dominant MILF Phone Sex

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I have to admit that some of my favorite calls involve some sort of Domination. Not only is this something I am very experienced with on the phone, but in my real life as well. When you call me for Dominant MILF phone sex, I will have the knowledge and maturity to help you live out your fantasies.

Maybe you’re like scotty, my panty and big bra wearing, cock sucking, cum eating sissy faggot. He loves to wear satiny Vanity Fair panties and big bras just like me. He stuffs the bra with water balloons that give the feel and weight of having real tits. scotty is such a good slutty and sissy faggot for me, I just can’t help when my panties get wet too!

Another scenario that really gets my juices flowing is when either I or both of us dominate your wife or girlfriend. Imagine how hot it would be for her to walk in on me riding your hard cock. I tell her to sit her pathetic ass down and watch a real woman take care of her husband’s cock. I might have to tie her up, slap her tits, spank her ass and then get out my biggest 14″ dildo and teach that slutty bitch cunt a lesson. If your fantasies of a Dominant MILF run toward being a cuckold, I might bring over a few of my BBC studs to really show your wife a good time.  And don’t think you are just going to watch, I am going to turn you into a fluffer and a clean up boy.

If you are a naughty boy, what you really need is a Dominant MILF like myself who understands that the best way to learn your lessons is with a good hard over the knee spanking. I’ll use my favorite hairbrush, my slipper, a belt or even a cane to punish your naughty bottom. I love ritual OTK spanking sessions and along with your spanking you get a lecture and sent to the corner.

Whatever your Dominant MILF phone sex fantasy is, I am just the woman to make it happen. Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Carla.

Message me on AIM/yahoo – milfcara4u

 

Mature Phone Sex with Carla

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So, I know you’ve been having some thoughts that you are kind of ashamed of. You don’t think you should be having these thoughts, maybe you feel guilty,  and you don’t know what to do. You’re younger and all of this is so brand new to you. That’s where mature phone sex with me will come in handy. I am ready and willing to talk you through all of these taboo thoughts you’ve been having.

Now that you feel comfortable with me, tell me exactly what kind of thoughts you’ve been having, young man. Have you been having fantasies about your mommy? Did you accidentally see her naked and now you have been jerking off while you think about what it would be like to fuck her? Tell you what… why don’t you just lay back, close your eyes and listen to me tell you exactly what it would be like if you got to fuck me like you’ve been dreaming of. Just listen to my mature voice telling you just exactly how much I love it when you fuck me.

Or maybe you’re having fantasies of a different kind. Are you an adult baby or a diaper lover? Have you been wondering what it would like to suck a dick and you need to talk to someone about it. Do you have a strange or unusual fetish you are afraid to tell anyone else? You dream of being a cuckold but you know that only a mature and experienced woman would understand all your deviant details.

Those are just a few examples of the things we can talk about. I’m an anything goes kind of woman and I’m ready and willing to help you. If you’re ready for a mature phone sex therapy session, call me and we’ll get all those issues you have worked out.

Call 1-888-474-6769 and ask our friendly dispatcher to speak with Carla! I’m waiting …

AIM/yahoo MILFCarla4U

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